I just wanted to take a moment this afternoon to salute one of the people that gets me through my workday, simply by opening his mouth and talking into a dictaphone held by a low-level reporter. Spencer Pratt, self-proclaimed “villain” on The Hills gave this interview to Radar magazine. It hits just about everything. Lame picture at the top of the page? Check. Does he refer to himself in the third person? Yep. Does he take himself entirely too seriously? I would say that saying that the show you’re on serves the purpose of taking people’s minds off Iraq would qualify. Did he try out a lame catchphrase? Let’s see – he said that his “fiancee” Heidi “sings like a mousketeer on steroids.” I am going to start using that one. Does he have completely unrealistic goals in life that he wishes to share with us? Ummm. Spencer wants to be in politics. At least be governor and president if possible. Oh yes.
And those were just the highlights of the interview. Please go read this little gem yourself. And don’t say I never did anything for you.
