I have posted extensively (okay thrice) about how The Hills, your favorite show and mine, is probably somewhat staged, if not all the way fake. And then this story comes down the pipe that has left me scratching my head. I may be a little late on this one, but with actual work to do, college football yesterday, etc. I wasn’t surfing the internet aimlessly for something to catch my interest. But if I had been, I would have seen this little gem on E! Heidi and Spencer are casting for their wedding?!? Seriously? They are even casting the part of Heidi’s maid of honor. In the immortal words of Elodie, “It’s just so sad.”
I think it’s clear that ol’ Heidi and Spencer have had a fall from grace. Spencer is a douche, Heidi took his side over Lauren’s, and so it is understandable that they have less friends now than they used to. I get all of that. But when you don’t even have one, single person to stand up with you? That is pretty bad. I have been in more weddings than I would like to remember, which is a thankless job even if it is “an honor” but I have always been under the impression that you just have to say yes when someone asks you to do it. I mean, for real, does Heidi not even have a sister?
It seems like things are rolling downhill in a bad way for Heidi. I mean, when you lose your bestfriend, your co-workers’ trust, and then you move in with a guy who decorated your apartment with graffiti and a jellyfish tank, then you know your life is going in the wrong direction- especially when said guy looks like the love child of Beavis and Dracula.
It’s just so sad. I mean, three years ago, you were in school, starring with your “best friend” on a new reality show about “making it” in LA. Now you’re a fashion school dropout, you got no friends, and you’re living with that guy above, which has turned you into someone so unpopular that you are having to pay an actress to be your maid of honor. It’s not too late to turn it around Heidi. Call me and ask me. I ain’t rude enough to say no to you…