The Bachelor: Coming I promise…Happy Thanksgiving

What up again kids?  I just wanted to update this blog, though maybe not totally in the full-on way you would like.  I promise that I am going to update with a The Bachelor recap.  I just wanted to wait until I could spice it up with the After the Final Rose details because last night was both a doozy and unexpected.  That being said, I just want to say ROCK F-IN CHALK because holy poop have our guys been amazing!  Here is to hoping that Mizzou (I hate them) doesn’t ruin it this weekend.

Also, Thanksgiving is my favorite day of the year (if you don’t include April Fool’s, of course) and I am thankful for a lot of people and the blessings of my life.  I don’t say that enough because I am constantly complaining (which is funnier for you probably) but it doesn’t mean I don’t recognize the people in my life who are amazing or the fact that I generally have it pretty good.  I will probably do an entire post on this over the weekend but I wanted it out there tonight.

So if you don’t check with me here between now and then: I am thankful for you and eat so much that you can’t even think about food again (then do like me and take home a plate of left-overs, because you’ll hate yourself later if you don’t).  And on Saturday nite? Fix yourself a big fat turkey sandwich (with a moist-maker) and cheer for the Jayhawks against Mizzou like you would cheer for Rocky against Ivan Drago because it really is like cheering for good vs. evil.

Happy Turkey Day, everyone!

Random Wednesday Post for you…

Because I have no ideas and the week is slow, I am posting the answers to this survey that I got…Enjoy. 

Four First Names of Crushes I Had
1. Jeff (he had a mullet with a rat tail, and I thought he was the best looking thing in all of Tennessee.  The sad part? He probably was.)
2. Justin – lived up the street and had feathery bangs and a sweet jumpshot…
3. Samuel – better jumpshot than Justin and my first-ever boyfriend…I am pretty sure we got married on the playground.
4. Matt – had a bowl cut and a sweet smile.  Second boyfriend.
Four Pieces of Clothing I Wish I Still Owned
1. My Star Wars Underoos from when I was about four.  They were sweet!
2. My hooded Alabama Sweatshirt that zipped up the front.  I can’t find one I like better.
3. The very first pair of jeans I ever bought from American Eagle. Unfortunately, the ass completely wore out, so I guess those jeans circa the time I bought them.
4. The HyperColor t-shirt that I saved up my own allowance for in about 1988.  I loved that shirt.  Your friends put their hands on it and they showed up, etc.  I miss the ’80s.

Four Professions I Secretly Want to Try
1. Teacher
2. Professional Athlete
3. Rock Star (I am amazing at Guitar Hero!)
4. Casting Agent

Four Musicians I’d Most Want to Go On a Date With
1. John Mayer – HAWT now that he lost his weight especially
2. Dave Matthews
3. Ryan Adams
4. Damien Rice – I don’t know what he looks like, but he writes beautiful songs, and he would have that Irish accent…Yummy!

Four Foods I’d Rather Throw Than Eat
1. Asparagus
2. Watermelon
3. Sloppy Joes (because it would be such a “sloppy” mess)
4. Any kind of pie – at my family members because it would be fun and unexpected from me…
Four Things I Like to Sniff
1. New car
2. Money.
3. Clean Sheets
4. Matt Damon

So there ya go.  A little more about the wonder that is me…I promise I will try to update soon…Hopefully, with a new Office quoteability (I know I owe y’all like three of them).  Later.